The Game of Boredom

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

imagineassassinsx:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA OMGSH..

imagineassassinsx:

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA OMGSH..

theletterwsarseflap:

my-endless-eternity:

seyiku:

Also

MY LIFE

Second to last one for me.

tedsfuturewife:

screamandshout:

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless



this is getting notes for all the wrong reasons oh my

tedsfuturewife:

screamandshout:

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

this is getting notes for all the wrong reasons oh my

ikimaru:

got this done at last i’msrghs just take i t

here’s some headcanonss

all mers are more or less magic and can have special abilities of different kinds, also if they really want to go on land and live as humans for whatever reason they can learn to morph their tails into legs for a short while, but if they spend too much time as humans that’s not reversible anymore uvu

there are some humanoid fish people living in the sea, they’re a bit smaller than mers and Vriska likes to hunt them at times because she’s a lil shit

and then they have some sort of attack/defense mode (or also if they go into really deep sea) where they are a bit more monster-like and the markings on their bodies become glowy 8’)

the last pic is Sollux btw and the first one is Terezi and Karkat

(everyone not in the set is more mers or humans, I didn’t have anymore space nor patience)

also what if Gamzee

thehungryhungryemo:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

Whoa

when I hold doors for people
Kids: ...
Teenagers: Thanks.
Adults: Thank you.
Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

image

clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

image

further clarafication

image

SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

image

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him